2) You mark football fixtures on your calendar 2 months in advance and try to schedule other activities around it
3) You check match kick-off times before committing to any weekend plans
4) Anytime is a good time to talk about football
5) Anyone is a good person to talk to about football
6) Asking me if I'm waking up to watch 3 am weekday matches seems a silly question. If they're playing, I'm watching
7) You check football news online >3 times a day and get annoyed when there are no new updates
8) The word "year" is replaced with "season" in your vocabulary
9) You like Fridays because The Star has an extra Football pull-out
and lastly, dedicated to my friends out there...
10) Your friends shake their heads in disbelief and start betting when your sudden interest in football will end

Disclaimer: Written by a footie newbie based on her experiences last season. If you start to show any of these signs... get help fast!!!